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The Mom: Grayson, put down the gum.
The 6/7 year old, apparently named Grayson: No.
The Mom : Grayson, please, put down the gum.
Grayson: No, I want gum.
The Mom: We don't buy that kind.  We buy the organic kind.

(Author's note: They make organic chewing gum? Why do they make organic chewing gum?)

Grayson: Can I have this chocolate bar then?
The Mom: Grayson, would you help me empty the cart?
Grayson: No. 
The Mom: Grayson, please, I would like you to help me empty the cart.
Grayson: No, thank you, I don't want to. 
The Mom: Grayson, I would like for you to help me empty the cart, even if you don't want to.  Sometimes, to help other people, you have to do things you don't want to.
Grayson: No, I don't. That's just moms.


Date: 2017-07-13 07:23 pm (UTC)
wendelah1: (Barbecue sauce)
From: [personal profile] wendelah1
Kids say the darnedest things.

They make organic chewing gum for the same reason that they make organic everything else. There's a market demand and someone wants to make money? Regular chewing gum is a plastic. Organic gum is made of something else, I suppose.

I don't chew gum.

Date: 2017-07-20 05:14 pm (UTC)
franthewndrhrse: (quantum)
From: [personal profile] franthewndrhrse
This is the most awesome conversation EVER. Grayson goes to the head of the class, even if he's a little shit who should have TV privileges revoked until he decides that he needs to help mom.

Date: 2017-07-21 03:34 pm (UTC)
cinvidiosa: (Default)
From: [personal profile] cinvidiosa
This seems like an Oakville conversation.


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