Sometimes I forget I live in The Commonwealth

Then I remember: (and marakara needs to know this!)

Will bars open at 6 a.m. for Royal Wedding?

Yeah. I need to drink at 6 a.m. cuz some rich girl is marrying some really rich guy. And I'm more-or-less a monarchist. The world is strange.

So this is that "alternate reality" we're always hearing about?

Someone - anyone - could say this with a straight face and expect to be believed???

Gingrich: Love of country contributed to affair

IDEfuckingK.