Did the world need this?

And by this I mean:

Yes, that's right. Fair trade vodka (we'll come back to that) made of quinoa. Aside from feeling like I'm taking Hypstr(tm) brand crazy pills and musing on whether or not it contains any non-nutritive food varnish, I have to wonder if it's ever a good idea to write your own mediocre product reviews: Talking head with mic: So tell us about your product. Product Rep: It's quinoa, and it's fair! Talking head with mic: Only fair? Aim higher, big guy! I know the discovery of quinoa's wonder-properties messed up the market and resulted in over-supply but it this the best way to deal with it? And is fair-trade ever really fair? This is all too much for a Monday morning, isn't it? Have a cute puppy: