Reality TV and other oxymorons
Jun. 15th, 2017 03:26 pm- "BiffyBob and SkippyAnne Foozlenoodle are homesteaders in Frozentoes, Alaska. He once shot a bow and arrow at summer camp, and she once kept a house plant alive for almost a month. They've spent all their money on a piece of land with a tent, several wrecked vehicles, no water, no food, no sunlight, and no WiFi. And the tent has a really big hole in it. Watch as we spend the next hour pretending to fix all this before they abandon the property, just as the last three homesteaders on the property have."
Or: That 12 minutes of Homestead Rescue was plenty.
Or: That 12 minutes of Homestead Rescue was plenty.